Shot in the head? No Problem! Carry on!

We all have nicked ourselves or scraped an elbow without noticing it, at some point in our lives. Pretty common occurrence. But it takes a special kind of man to take a bullet in the head and not notice it. For five years.
Well, that’s exactly what happened to a Polish man living in Germany according to a Reuters report (http://link.reuters.com/car67n ) on Tuesday.
The man, who came to about the bullet in the head only when he was about to be operated on in response to recurring pain, said he remembers receiving a blow to the head around midnight at a New Year’s party “in 2004 or 2005”! Apparently, he was too drunk to take more than casual notice of the fact that someone popped a bullet into his head!
Boy that must have been one hell of a party!
Fascinating as this guy is I cannot help thinking about the poor chap who did the actual shooting. Imagine what must have passed through his mind? He goes and shoots this guy in the head. Instead of rolling over and giving up the ghost in a perfectly civilised manner, the guy just gets up and goes on partying. Insane! Downright unsettling!
I think I know how the police can catch this guy. They just have to go about asking for someone who has been constantly drinking since 2004 or 2005. (and yes they should ignore it if the first name people suggest is Salman Khan.. he was drinking even before 2004-2005)
This theory is based on what Jeeves calls “psychology of the individual”. It’s simple actually. If I shot someone in the head and the chap did not even notice. I would certainly suspect myself of having taken a shot at God or the devil. In either case I would start drinking to forget it all!
P.S. (If you drink at parties, now may be the perfect time to check for any unexplained bumps on your head!)

-- Reuters

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