E-Petition to get Abhishek Takle to have a haircut


If you believe that the world would be a better place if Abhishek Takle were to get a haircut, take a moment to sign this petition.

Abhishek has been sporting the fungus on his head for the better part of a year. Rumor has it that living organisms have started to peek out from the undergrowth.

While there is little to substantiate the urban legend that the Great Wall of China is the only man-made object to be visible to the naked eye from the Moon, we can say with a good deal of certainty that Takle’s lustrous locks have grown to such proportions that it can easily be seen from a low orbit of the Earth.

Takle’s locks have flourished so much that the office security team is deliberating on issuing an ID card just for the Hair. (Note emphasis on a capital “H” since we feel the growth on his head has acquired a personality of its own.)

People speaking with Takle have been known to experience a vague sensation that they are being watched. The situation has become so serious that it may be fair to say that it is not the Hair that is growing on his head, but the other way round.

It is not very often that one gets a chance to make a difference in this world. Well, here is your chance. Just sign this e-petition.

Abhishek Takle could not be reached immediately for a comment for this post. (It is difficult to get through to him under all that foliage)

Photo Credit Himank Sharma ( @wolvhim )

(This post has been corrected to fix a spelling mistake in paragraph 2.)

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2 Comments

  1. Posted September 22, 2011 at 9:47 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Please get one

  2. Posted September 23, 2011 at 8:06 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Haha! Brilliant! Good job Saqib. But I think you’re being too nice calling it fungus, I still maintain he’s sporting overgrown pectineal hair! (I can’t refer to pubes on a public platform, in a social context can I?)

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